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June 2012

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Friday Funnies

It’s FRIDAY!!! What a difference a 3 day weekend makes. If only we could have a 4 day weekend…just imagine how productive you would be on those 3 days of work. Just sayin….

Hope these make you smile or just say hmmmm….

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Ha! I bet more people called for the husband.

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My daughter does this. Unfortunately when I move away, she just follows me.

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Good one…

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off a short cliff.

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Fantastic!

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Ha! I love her surprised facial expression.

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Who doesn’t love Ron Swanson?

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I am the honey badger.

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Our petty side…

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This was me last night. Today is a new day.

(images courtesy of pinterest.com)

May 31, 2012
#humor
“I can’t stand being without you.” —My daughter texting from her dad’s house. :-(
May 31, 2012
#children #sadness

May 2012

35 posts

Forgiveness...

This afternoon I had a great discussion with a new friend. It wasn’t planned, but rather happened organically as we sat and talked about our day. The talk led us to a secret, one that my friend felt she had to keep because she felt ashamed. The secret was really a mistake that she made in her past. One that she hadn’t yet forgiven herself for making. It doesn’t matter what the mistake was because I can guarantee that we all have similar ones in our closets. What matters is when you decide to forgive yourself, I mean truly forgive yourself, for making it in the first place.

Recently, I’ve been reading A Place of Yes by Bethenny Frankel and while I wouldn’t normally read a TV personality’s book, I’m glad I picked up this one. Forgiveness is a huge part of her message. We work hard to forgive others for things they’ve done to us, but do any of us work on forgiving ourselves for what we do to others? If we are truly sorry and have learned from the mistake, then we need to put it to rest and move on. Otherwise we can’t ever be in this place of yes, this place where positive things happen. We will continue to make more mistakes or think that we deserve only crap.

While encouraging my friend to forgive herself, I was thinking about things I needed to put to rest myself. Like the times when I was dating and maybe hurt someone inadvertently. Or when I was going through a anxious phase and didn’t have enough motivation to make it to friends’ social events. For the times I judged someone too quickly without having heard their story. They repeat in my head on bad days, all these bad decisions or mistakes I’ve made, as if to convince me that I really am a bad person. It’s because I haven’t forgiven myself that these events have any power over me. I haven’t put them to rest. If I did, they wouldn’t be able to hurt me anymore.

Think about this the next time you feel shame for your past. Isn’t it about time you gave yourself a break?

May 31, 2012
#forgiveness
May 31, 2012
#children
Daily stress

This morning I woke up feeling great ready to start the day. Even though the 2 year old had an accident in the middle of the night, I was still feeling good. It was 7AM and the creatures were just stirring. If I had known that things would drastically change, I would have frozen that moment in time.

Suddenly all 3 girls were up and I made the rounds to greet them with kisses and a “Good Morning.” The 2 year old decided to have an accident in our bed too, so now that meant two beds to strip and change. I decided to hop in the shower. Within minutes, my shower was interrupted by the 2 year old whining about something. When I peeked out of the shower curtain, I saw she had managed to remove half of the laundry from the basket in order to find the brand new dress that she had slept in the night before. It didn’t survive the accident and needed to be washed. And although I tried to explain this again and again, the 2 year old was insistent on wearing again. I sighed…it was the least of my worries, because then the middle child chimed in.

The middle child was going through her normal Wednesday transition temper tantrum. I can’t say I blame her, but she never approaches it right. It always comes across as whining and moaning and screaming and just completely irritates the hell out of me. This morning, she was having a fit about her phone (don’t even ask, IMO she shouldn’t have one). The 2 year old didn’t feel like hearing her either, and proceeded to hit the middle child in the head with a pinwheel. This quickly escalated into a screaming match.

After I defused the situation, the middle child asked me to help her fix her phone. Since it was now quarter after seven , I couldn’t. I needed to get lunches and snacks packed. Obviously that did not concern her, so after a 5 minute fit, I took her to the bedroom for a time out. Luckily I regained my composure and stopped yelling long enough to get the truth out of her. She just wanted me to stay home and be with her all day today. Heartbreaking.

The biggest child, who had been quiet most of the morning, saw an opening for her moment to pipe in. But I do give her credit since her complaint was mild in comparison to her sisters’. She was upset because the french braid that was in her hair for a day did not turn out as expected. I tried explaining that her needed to be wet while making the braid, but she told me I was wrong. I stopped talking at that point.

Through all of this, my husband and I were trying to smile at each other and make jokes in light of the situation. Thankfully or this morning would have been even worse. It was now 7:45 and my mother was at the house to help. The 2 year old was still in her pee dress, the oldest child was trying to fix her hair, and the middle child wasn’t dressed. I should have been on my way to the car at this point, but I wasn’t. And so once again I was late for work. I wish I could say this was atypical. I wish I could say I had that I had the answers and that my mornings would never be like this again. All I know is that something has got to give….

May 30, 2012
#stress #children #work
Musical Beds or Why I'll Be In Bed By 8 on a Saturday Night

Last night was another round of the same game that I always am forced to play and one that I never win. It started with a cuddle of the 2nd child that quickly turned into chasing down the 3rd child in order to get her to sleep. After trying to sleep in “back a bed” (that’s my bed), we went into her “big girl bed”. She drifted off and like usual, so did I. I woke at 9:30 and tried to read and watch tv and just genuinely act like an adult. I was falling asleep by 10.

So I went to sleep in “back a bed” despite the snoring that was occurring next to me. A few hours later, I was awoken with screams of, “Mom!”. Always fun to hear in the middle of the night, trust me. Confused, I stumbled into the girls’ room and assessed the problem. Child number 3 must have had a nightmare and wanted nothing to do with her bed. I grabbed her and headed “back a bed”. That lasted all of 30 minutes as I could not sleep through the sawing contest that was going on in the bedroom. I had to convince child number 3 that it was a monster and that we needed to go back to her “big girl bed” to sleep. 

I like to sleep on the right side of my body. It is home and I can fall asleep within seconds this way. But she wanted me to sleep on my left side and face her. I can’t fall asleep this way. It’s just wrong, very wrong. I kept trying to turn to my favorite side and she kept crying and pulling me back toward her. Luckily child number 1 and 2 did not wake up. She finally got comfortable and drifted off to sleep and I quietly rolled over and went back to sleep myself. There was no point in leaving this crowded bed because I could hear the snoring going on in the next room. I resigned to the fact that tomorrow would completely suck because I was going to be overtired. And it’s my favorite day of the week too! Luckily I have an extra day to call ” do over”.

May 26, 2012
#sleep #children #humor
Friday Funnies

Here are this week’s funnies!! I hope they make you smile, which will make today go by faster, which will make everything better!!!

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A sunken trampoline.

Does anyone else see what could go wrong here or is it just me?

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These are baby shower cupcakes. Really?

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Ha! Take that you homophobes!

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I love you young John Cusack!

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Ha! I’ve only received the forwarding emails. Usually from my mom.

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Can be applied to most significant others.

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I’m sure I’m hidden too…but thank you FB!

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Enough said…

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I can totally relate…I’m talking frizzball over here.

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Well, it looks like Google had the last laugh.

Maybe Google + will take off now….

(images courtesy of pinterest.com)

May 25, 2012
#humor
Phew!

Today I received the call I had been waiting for since last Thursday when I left my doctor’s office. I had a procedure done and was now trying to go on as if I wasn’t waiting for anything. Every time my mind went to a dark place, I had to pull it back out and remind myself that I was going to be fine. Luckily everything is fine, or will be fine, and I can move on with my life.

I never thought it was true what people said about stress making you tired or depressed. Shouldn’t stress make you, well… stressed??? Frazzled??? Angry?? But this week I was so tired. These results must have been weighing on my mind making things seem bleak. Making me give up a little bit. What you ask? Well let me back up a little bit here….

Last Thursday I had a colposcopy done and was anxiously waiting for the results. If you don’t know what a colposcopy is, well, it’s like a very mean pap smear. I’m talking really mean. Don’t worry, I won’t get graphic. It’s not pleasant and you are awake for the whole procedure. It doesn’t last long, but time is irrelevant when you’re in pain. See I had a bad pap smear, and apparently another one the year before that. But no one told me. Lovely, huh? So there was a chance that these abnormal cells that showed up on those tests were cancerous cells of the cervix or uterus. While both have great survival rates, cancer is still cancer. It would have meant operations or treatments or both. It would have meant time healing and a delay in my plans.

But today I found out that my abnormal cells are minor and more importantly, they will clear up on their own. My job now is to keep both my body and mind healthy. I know how to do that. I just have to keep reminding myself of this goal when I feel myself getting stressed. Just keep swimming….

May 24, 2012
#cancer #stress
May 24, 2012
Escape

This is how I feel right now…..

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So I’d like to be here….

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or here…

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or here…

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Are you sensing a theme here?

Enjoy your Wednesday!

(pinterest.com)

May 23, 20121 note
#vacation #escape
May 23, 2012
Tuesday Morning Randomness

I feel so incredibly guilty for not blogging more frequently. It’s just hard right now because this blog is a reflection of me; my thoughts, my worries, my dilemmas.  And I’m honest to a fault. I can’t hide if I don’t like someone or if something is bothering me. Lies may come out of my mouth to cover this up, but you can easily read my body language and tell right away that something is up. Like right now. Lots of things are up. Up in the air…suspended…causing me angst.

I’ve also been busy. Busy in the garden. I think I found that Zen that people brag about. The front flower garden is done; filled with bushes, annuals, tomatoes, strawberries, and herbs. The side of the house that was once a weed party and refuge for unwanted leaves, is now a beautiful display of hydrangeas and azaleas. All of this is mulched too! The vegetable garden is planted and it’s not even the end of May! I’ve never gotten my act together so early. We might even be successful this year!! I made sure to put enough space between plants and allow room for the cucumbers and squashes to grow. This is big for me because I’m a paint by numbers all at once type of girl. ( I didn’t include pictures for just that reason. I forgot to take the before shots…so you wouldn’t really understand the progress that was made. Whoops!)

And so I sit here in a quiet house hoping the day goes fast because I’m tired already. I need life to slow down. I need to stop saying “Yes” to so many things. I need to have answers so I can make decisions. I need to celebrate the fact that I’m a square peg and I’m not going to fit into that round hole no matter what you do to me. 

Enjoy your Tuesday…or as I like to refer to all the weekdays…one day closer to the weekend!

May 22, 2012
#decisions #angst
My Promise to Write

Last week I posted that I was still writing. It’s just that it was in my blue journal, not on the blog. But here’s what I’ve found out. Now that I wrote into my blue journal and purged my soul, I don’t really feel the need to write the blog post. Guess that was a bad idea….

So as I sit here this morning, with correct coffee mug in hand, the only thing I can think to write about is how unmotivated I feel. At a time when the weather has finally come around and I usually have a nice spurt of energy to run, hike, or just plain be outside, I’m tired. Really tired. I’m so tired that I’m tired of saying I’m tired. And this was supposed to be my year. I even quoted Nicki Minaj on my FB page on my 39th birthday. But this year hasn’t lived up to even half of my expectations. I don’t know if it’s stress, lack of sleep, the yeast allergy, or getting older, but there are few days when I wake up ready to take on the world. Most days I wake up and already want a do over.  At this point I don’t even know what to do to change it.

Ok, I do know some things to do, but they require energy. Energy that I just don’t have right now. It’s like a revolving door that’s spinning out of control. I don’t know how to exit. Maybe you could lend a hand? Please?

May 19, 2012
#lack of energy #motivation
Classy Like Kate

One of the things that scares me about having daughters is that I fear they will have no media roll models that exude class. They were introduced to Keisha by the ex’s girl friend and thought she was so pretty and cool. I wanted to rip my hair out on the spot. Really? Pretty and cool? How about trampy and stupid? I definitely do not want my girls following in her footsteps.

Now I know what you’re thinking; they shouldn’t have media roll models. In a perfect world that I controlled, they wouldn’t. But I have to be realistic. So if they are going to have media roll models, I would like them to aspire to be more like Kate Middleton. Why? She’s classy. There’s no other way to describe her.

Here are a few pictures I found demonstrating her nature.  What I find appealing is that she always seems relaxed and happy. Yes, she’s a Princess. But that comes with a price. Kate doesn’t seem to mind.

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Even with strange British hats she looks happy!

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A very Pretty Woman dress…

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Simple and yet beautiful

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A genuine smile

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Still smiling

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Even with this hat!

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Thank you Kate!

(images courtesy of pinterest.com)

May 18, 20122 notes
#kate middleton #class
Friday Funnies

Here are some funny or peculiar images I found on pinterest.com yesterday. I hope they brighten your day and send you into the weekend laughing so hard your co-workers will think you’re insane. Enjoy!

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Gotye…

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The day is getting brighter already!

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Yep….

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Hahahaha

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Yeah…I don’t really know what to say.

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These just scare me!

Who the hell would wear them?

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Ha!

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So true.

(images courtesy of pinterest.com)

May 18, 2012
#humor
Siri

I was more than thrilled to get my iphone 4s a month ago. I waited FOREVER to get it hoping that I would build up enough credit with Verizon to lower the price.  Of course I wanted Siri, what kind of question is that? And like most iphone users, I pledged my love for her right away. Until I realized that she was limited. Siri can’t update your facebook status or write a tweet. She can’t delete or read emails either. I’m sure it has to do with privacy issues and the fact that these services aren’t linked up with Apple, but I’m hoping this is in the works and that an update will arrive soon. 

What can Siri do? Well, if I want to kill myself or jump off a bridge, Siri is extremely helpful!

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She can find restaurants, pet stores, and even has suggestions on where to hide a body.

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And if you want to know when the world will end, just ask Siri. She’ll probably create a note for you too about what you’ll need if you want to survive.

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What I find the most helpful?? about Siri is using her to text in the car. Although she doesn’t quite understand what I’m saying to her. It took me three times to tell her my child was clingy and screaming, not a clink and streaming!! We might just have to break up.

(images courtesy of whysiriwhy.com and pinterest.com)

May 17, 20121 note
#Siri #humor
May 16, 2012
#morning
May 15, 2012
#children
I'm Writing....

I’m writing…truly I am. I just haven’t posted anything in a loooooonnnggg time. I’m filling my little blue notebook with stories about my drama filled Saturday, my perfect Sunday, being reblogged, fiction part 2, and any other ramblings from my brain. It’s just right now is a crazy busy time for me. Reports, meetings, appointments, activities, etc….I’ve had no time to really sit and type. So don’t stop following me! I promise you’ll see more this weekend!

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May 15, 2012
Friday Not So Funnies

I know, I know…I said Fridays would be funny. But I really couldn’t find one thing funny on pinterest today. So today I am dedicating my Friday Funnies to Mother’s Day! Here are some things I would LOVE to have for Mother’s Day….

 

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plants, herbs, just gardening in general

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Of course after gardening, I would need a manicure.

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A clean kitchen/house would be a dream.

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A nice hike with my family, WITH NO COMPLAINING, would be ideal.

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Followed by a dinner party of course.

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Tuna, fruit and chocolate cake, and cherry mojitos….yum!

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Of course, a new Frock or some jewelry doesn’t hurt!

Happy Mother’s Day!!!

(images courtesy of pinterest.com)

May 11, 2012
#gardening #parties #food #fashion #jewelry #mothers
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